Match Report

On Cold December Evening, Melee took to the field against top of the league PCH struggling for numbers, as looking at lights getting turned on and working at perfect pizza took preference. However this presented an opportunity for Joel Pusey to make his debut.

Player Ratings:

Alex Couper..... 6 -Worked hard throughout the game, making good runs got rewarded with a well taken goal. However fitness was lacking due to recent illness therefore failed to track back on occasion.

Dave Couper..... 6 -Good first half then lost his head at the start of the second half which resulted in giving away a penalty. Came back strong probably scored can't remember, but then spent the rest of the game trying to think of a come back to their little fat guy upfront.

Nick Foster..... 6 -The Sublime and the ridiculous. Quiet First half, which ended prematurely with an ankle injury, through which forced him to go in goal. The 2nd half saw him produced some magnificent saves, having an unprecedented amount of one-on-ones to deal with, mixed in with deflecting 2 shots going wide into his goal, and letting shots run over his feet. Verdict go back to clown school. Conceded 5 in the 2nd half.

Samuel Samoca... 8 -Spent the first half in goal, questionable tactics from the manager but he was off delivering pizza's so couldn't comment. Made some good saves, was only beaten through superb strikes and lack of cover. 2nd Half saw the teenage sensation come out, (not out of the closet, out of goal), so did all the tricks. The little Brazilian scored 3 class goals, could have been more but the gay chip kept coming out and PCH refused to let him play trying to kick lumps out of him instead. Conceded 5 scored 3.

Joel Pusey..... 7 -A solid debut from the managers son. Worked hard all game, grabbing 3 goals.


Half time score 5-3
Fulltime Score 10-8.
Final verdict: If we had a full team out we could have got something out of this game. But the fact remains we need to work on our fitness and Dave's temperament.