An old man was sitting on a bench in the shopping centre.
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that
was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared. Whenever the teenager looked
across, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the
matter old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk
once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son!"
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