Happy New Year

Alright guys,

Happy new year. This year is gonna be pretty wild. Here's a little taster as to what to expect to see this year:
- Daudi will become the father of a Diego Wayne Couper, in the hope that some of the talent stored in those names will rub off on his sweet, cute little daughter.
- Nikky F finds a brazilian girlfriend name Regiani, who looks suspiciously like a good friend of Samucas. He never returns to England.
- Kevo returns to the footballing scene. After a couple of games up front he decides that his future lies at left back, where he believes he can truly trouble the oppositions back line.
- Lukey boy gets engaged and begins looking at how much it would cost to rent a pyramid for the wedding. He finds out that it is a lot of money and decides to start working more hours. A 24hr Mcdonalds job bekons...
- Upon hearing of Diego's birth, Pedre decides that the married life is definately for him, and proposes to Rachel via text message from England. She says yes. Get in there pete
- Justyn's band, who shall change their name from stateless, to 'The Band Who Formerly Had No State', make it onto CD:UK. The performance goes well until Justyn is challenged to jump on stage and 1-0 Kermit The Pisser.
- Samuel has to face the humiliation of watching his beloved samba stars get knocked out in the group stage of the world cup. Ronaldinho's arrogant decision to play every game in flip-flops doesn't seem to have paid off. Samuca changes allegiances and is spotted getting a tattoo of Queen Elizabeth on his chest just hours before England pick up the prestigious trophy, beating ze germans in an exhilarating final that goes to penalties.

Nice one guys. In a bit.

Al.